Everyone in ZANU-PF is now singing Mai Mai


The story that Justice Minister Emmerson Mnangagwa was quietly chipping off Vice-President Joice Mujuru’s chances of succeeding President Robert Mugabe sparked a lot of interesting comments on The Insider’s facebook page.

Some even felt that both, considered the main contenders for the top post, would never make it. First lady Grace Mugabe now had the post in her bag.

The First lady is currently on a nation-wide tour and seems to be getting a lot of mileage.

Here they are as they were posted. We have removed the contributors names or pseudonyms:

“Zvese zvekuhondo zviya zvapera its Gire Gire now when Mugabe ignored th ministers , generals , police, chief , etc corrupt acts it ws not out of fear and incompetence bt simply he knew tht th shareholders in crime wil one dae want t test high office bt wit loads and loads of corrupt and criminal files in his hands wese hapana achine bufu. Four fingers Mutasa akada kumboti patara patara bt wit rape and murder files after an overdose of sexual enhancing tablets he is so quite zvekuti u feel pity for him awe kutoimbawo mai mai mai. Its drama unfoldin in their eyes , th moment one opens his mouth even Johnso wit his fun and stupid head awe kutoimbawo mai mai mai, even service chiefs who once proudly stood up and said Zimbabwe wil never b ruled by anyone without war credentials yangowa mai mai mai, Guys every one muzanu awe kungoti chandakabira hangu”

“ssssshhhhh n watch a master at work (team ngwena all the way)”

“Kkkkkkkkk yaaaaa zvaazvinhu sure”

“Simbi inogaya dzimwe simbi”

“a crocodile is under water”

“ Manje Ngwena ari kuzvinyengedza. ‘DR’ Grace is plotting behind his back to succeed her husband. At most he will be Vice waGrace. Watch this space as the drama unfolds.”

“ Kkkkk zvo sparka manje”

“Tirikuseta zvedu macctv kuti muzoona irikutambika behind the doors”

“Yeah real drama neh”

“Taneta nadzo harahwa idzi”

“Both Mujuru and Mnangagwa will not succeed Mugabe, chasing after empty dreams.”

“Uhhm i can see blood spitting all over”

“ndokuti ngwena ka uku”

“The successor has been chosen DR grace Mugabe”


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